Monday, February 22, 2010

Introduction(1st comers please read)

Welcome to the Anti Snobbish, Anti Ah Lian, and Anti Ah Beng team blog.
We basically hate Ah Lians, Ah Bengs, and those who like to pretend or flaunt around that they are rich and start boasting to everyone, showing off about this and that, as though we care.. The boastful go around boasting how much they have spent, thus causing the people around them to become like them, to go spending and spending and spending, this is why many people are on heavy debt with credit cards, with most causes of the problem from peer pressure and greed.

THE BOASTFUL AND EGOISTIC PERSON
Psychological characteristics for the boastful type of males :
-Constant bragging that they have a girlfriend( Like we care, there are people who are even MARRIED! Wanna brag, brag to a spinster or a widow. Asshole)
-Wearing sunglasses and posting the photo on Facebook with that snug look( You think you are Neo from the Hollywood movie ''The Matrix''? Or James Bond? Look at how ugly you are first =D)
-Constant bragging about places they have been to( Bleah, You think we never been to faraway places before?)
-Self Inflated ego, thinking they are very handsome and that lots of girls want them even when they look only average and plain, in fact they look ugly and stupid to me with their big butts sometimes.
-Bragging about the type of house they live in( Ahem, I wonder if those are true sometimes)
-Bragging that they have been educated in some faraway country( I am educated in Singapore, and will remain to be. Why be stupid to go overseas? Unless your results are too bad to fit into the criteria of Singaporean schools? D:)
-Bitching about others behind their backs(Some males are good at this, and then they talk like gays)
-Outright dissing someone when they walk past, labelling them as BAD or incompetent(Seriously, these gays don't even know how to talk properly, and some can't even walk properly, why diss someone else? IRONY)
-Walking around with that snug look and trying to look stern(Don't act, we are not scared of idiots like you!)
-Thinking they are always right, and when something goes wrong, will find an excuse and then tell the whole world it is not their mistake and then pushes the blame to others. In front of you they will be a hypocrite and say no one is at fault when something happens, but behind you, in order to keep their ego, they will say it is YOUR fault even when the main problem lies with them.
-They cannot lose their face. They insult someone outrightly and when people insult them back, they cannot take it and they will threaten this and that, and say to do it but in the end when you even see them and they see you, they can't even be bothered to do anything to you. What suckers.

Hence, i can deduce that most people who has the above characteristics actually have a delusion of Grandiose, thinking that they are the greatest and no one can be greater than them. In actual fact, they are not great at all, they are just losers who cannot admit to their own mistakes, and then push the blame on others. Such people must be avoided. But surprisingly, these people may come in wolf-in-sheep's covering, and apparently there are people like them who are popular in school. Luckily, some have seen through such people but sadly some have not.


For boastful females, we most likely won't talk about them since they are meant to be boastful amongst themselves.

But there are also detestable females.......

Ahlians.
Most of the anti ahlian blogs i've came across so far focused on the physical characteristics of ahlians. So perhaps i would try out something new by looking at the direction of pyschological. So, if you want to know whether you're a lian or not you have to fit more than 10 of the criterias mentioned below. If you do, congrats darling, you're a lian. :D

1) You twit. When i say you twit i don't mean you ttppyyiiiingzxzxzxx likkeeddiishhh leiixxx. I meant you leaving spaces in between fullstops/questions marks.
2) You hate twits but you leave spaces in between full-stops/question marks.
3) You call your good friends "sisters".
4) You bashed up at least one person before.
5) You don't study when an exam comes.
6) Your attendance in school sucks.
7) You club.
8) You're a smoker.
9) You dislike people who study
10) You dislike people staring at you and hurl vulgarities at them when all they did was to look at your direction.

11) You hate people judging you but you judge others
12) You hate copycats.
13) You love freedom, and go home at around 10pm every night and the reason is due to hanging out at the void deck of a HDB flat(smoking) or clubbing
14) You detest studying.
15) You have a hangover more than once every week.
16)You dye your hair in some ohbiang colour
So..... Are you one of them? :D

AH BENGS
Psychological characteristics of Teenage Ah Bengs:
-Go around calling people CCB, and uses the word KNN excessively
-Bragging about some achievement, but that achievement is about how they beat someone up till their nose bled and their bones broken.
-Bragging about their penis
-Bragging about their tattoo and smoking habits
-Sit on a chair with one leg up
-Attempts to kill someone who stares at them
-Go around insulting people personally on Facebook, and then when you insult them, they threaten to whack you.
-They can insult you but you can't insult them
-They think they are big shots, but actually they are more of uneducated losers
-They find a place in school, most likely a remote area, and then use it for their gang and then call it ''Our headquarters''
-Dyes their hair in some weird colour(similar to Lians)

Hence, I can deduce that :
-They watch porn everyday
-Beat their parents up everyday
-Practice insult lines and vulgarities as though practicing for a spelling bee the next day
-They support and long for underage sex

Ah Bengs who just threaten to kill and confront people when insulted even when it is plainly their fault at first are plainly losers who are not fit to live in civillization. They are mostly secondary school students(if they are not expelled for their shit behavior) who can't even communicate like normal humans. Their main excuse for why they behave in this manner is not because of their family background. However, I have seen people with very dire and horrible family backgrounds and they do not even behave like these uncivillized idiots who refuse to learn. Hence, their excuses are all invalid. It is all about whether they want to be like normal people or not and not because of influence or peer pressure.

19 comments:

  1. Guys, there are some spelling errors in there.
    e.g. Pt 9-- study and pt 13-- go

    "-They stare at a a rotten vagina everyday(most likely their moms)
    -Screws their mom/dad everyday"
    I think bringing in their parents is really uncalled for. Most of the time, their parents are victims rather than perpetrators of these juvenile deliquency.

    "-They fuck with one leg up and their girl's waist in between their legs, worst than doggy style"
    Is it necessary to bring in the methods they use? The main focus should be on underage sex and their promiscuity, not on their techniques.

    Cheerios,
    De Maitre

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  2. okay okay okay wait. are you bloggers serious?

    CAN YOU NOT SEE THE COMPLETE IRONY IN THE ENTIRE PREMISE OF YOUR BLOG?!!??!?

    you guys claim to hate bengs and lians in part because they're stupid, because they don't type properly etc. essentially you're saying that you hate them because they are inferior to you. doesn't that make you guys judgmental, atas, BOASTFUL assholes? clearly by the tone of your 'descriptions' and 'deductions' (don't even get me started on the ridiculous 'conclusions' you made based on the 'observations' of ahbengs!) you think you're superior to them, why else would you be able to judge them so maliciously. the fact that you're assuming you have a moral high-ground relative to the bengs/lians characterizes yourselves as being under the 'delusion of Grandiose, thinking that [you] are the greatest and no one can be greater than [you]'. however i feel that you 'are not great at all' and 'are just losers who cannot admit to [your] own mistakes'. FURTHERMORE, the fact that you are 'outright dissing someone... labelling them as BAD or incompetent' fits your OWN description of being 'boastful' and 'egoistic'. the irony that you can't even sense your OWN irony is hilarious.

    *i also am aware that i myself may sound a little ironic because i seem to be judging you, but i just had to make it obvious that what you guys are doing is very very very hypocritical. if you're going to start a blog dissing bengs/lians, and THEN diss people who diss others.. you're really asking for it la. besides, who are we to judge? what makes you think you're better than them? because you're academically inclined? (judging by your grammatical errors, this can't be the case.) the point is, i'm not here to judge, i'd just like to point out that you are being very hypocritical in judging bengs/lians, and are EVEN more hypocritical in judging 'boastful' people.

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  3. If they want to behave in that manner, there is actually nothing wrong with giving them a taste of their own poison.

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  4. 'a taste of their own poison'? so in order to spite them, you become a hypocrite and become the very person you were judging? that doesn't sound like a very effective method. you're being boastful when you criticize the boastful, so all the bad stuff you said about them directly applies to yourselves. do you see that?

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  5. Do you not realize that this is a complete joke?

    1. Is there a need to use the vulgarities?

    2. The tone you use, like anorexsick has pointed out, makes you sound superior and thus, according to your logic, makes you a boastful asshole. Should we be setting up a special blog for you too?

    3. The way you posts reminds me of myself when I was in primary 3. Really.

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  6. So maybe with your logic, even those teachers in school are wrong when they criicize students. And from what I see, the both of you are also ah lians,maybe whores for those ah bengs. Am I right? Go improve on your IQ! dear lians :D

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  7. hahahahahahahahaahhahahahahaah.

    i wish i were an ahlian, so i'd be able to say that i'm smarter than you despite my 'limitations'!

    wow. i can't believe you're not aware of this yet, but your stupidity is such an amazing source of amusement. i want to try and help you realize your stupidity and hypocrisy, but i don't think i can explain it to you in a simpler way.

    my advice for you (made with good intent) is that you don't blog anymore, to save yourself from looking like an idiot. but of course, feel free to embarrass yourself further. just know that other people who read this, anyone who is capable of basic reasoning and understanding, will be laughing away with me, at you.

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  8. BTW why only come here? Go hunt down all the other anti ah lian/beng blogs! Aren't you very free to do such things? You are so free to give ah bengs blowjobs anyway, I update this blog like twice a week and you update your vaggie by like 100 times a week with all that effing, go, little dog, be a good girl.

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  9. And you wished you were an AHLIAN? HAH! NO NEED TO WISH, YOU ARE ALREADY ONE!

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  10. hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha this blog is too funny. i almost feel compelled to come here more often just to provoke you (and by provoke i mean provide logical arguments proving your ignorance and stupidity) just to make you say funnier things. i don't mean to come off as condescending but your replies are simply asking for it! :D

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  11. i don't know why you keep insisting i'm an ahlian, in fact, in a strange sort of way, there's a certain sort of pride in being an ahlian. at least they're not pretentious and elitist. anyway, hypothetically speaking, if i really were an ahlian, wouldn't that work against you, since i'm clearly disproving everything you're saying?

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  12. Nothing has been disproven by you :)

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  13. hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha, oh my god, i can't take this anymore. you guys are too funny. best comments ever.

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  14. Lol ABALAB, I think you're no better compared to the ALs and ABs. You stated that anorexsick isn't being logical, in what way? Maybe it takes time for your brain to process her comment.

    I don't see a point and a need to fabricate sexual stuff and ideas to degrade her. What for? Is that the way you argue and defend yourself? If it is, you're seriously a disgrace to the Anti ALs and ABs.

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  15. I'm the same anon as above.

    'crawl back to the brothel'

    Is that all you got? Seriously lol. You are such a joke ABALAB. You're the one without logic actually, from what I see. I don't think asking anorexsick to go back to her 'whorehouse' has any relation to her, slamming your post. Dumbfag.

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  16. Agree with you , ABALAB . And some of the lians will boast about their boyf and say how much they love them and when they break up , say how sad they'r . OMG HAHAHAHAHA .

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  17. and zhen, clearly YOU have never been heartbroken in a relationship before. (i won't go into the plausible reasons as to why you potentially haven't even had a relationship before.) isn't what you just described what just about EVERYONE does? when you have a boyfriend, don't you have the tendency to talk about how much you love him? and when you break up, are you not sad?! i don't see how this applies strictly to ahlians, or how it is a bad thing. either that or you have been in some pretty messed-up relationships.

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  18. What you've tried to prove is totally irrelevant to your premises (i.e. what you presume all "ahlians" or "ahbengs" do.) It's a sweeping generalisation. Maybe you should read it up and grow up.

    xx

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