So basically, we have had enough of posting sarcastic and stupid stuff about Ah Lians and Bengs here to ridicule them. Today we will discuss how to lead them back to the right track.
Ah Lians/Bengs become what they are due to the following reasons :
-They have no friends, hence they find a gang to join for a sense of belonging.
-They want to be popular and not known as nerds in school
-They want to be feared
-They do not want to study
And after all those reasons above, they join a gang which they met at the void deck and the problems start...
Common crimes Bengs/Lians commit :
-Assault
-Stealing
-Possession of drugs(The much more serious and ''into it'' ones)
-Underage smoking
-Underage sex(Also by the much more serious and ''into it'' ones)
*by ''into it'', we mean the more serious and extreme cases.
How Bengs/Lians makeup to feel a sense of belonging :
Believe it or not, Bengs and Lians actually use the same fashion to feel a sense of belonging in their gang. That is why we see some gangs with Mohican hairstyle and dyed red, while some are dyed blonde or brown. The clothes they wear are mostly outdated japanese fashion(according to Wiki's definition of Ah Lian and Ah Beng). To other it may seem ugly, but to them, it is fashionable as long as they sense belonging to the gang.
How to help Ah Lians/bengs back to the right track?
So the first step, to prevent, we must start early. For example, a girl in your school is lonely, everyone disses her, they look down on her, they say she is ugly, they bitch about her just for the fun of it. Obviously since she is so hated, she will join a gang just to get some friends so she may in turn easily get revenge on those who bullied her. But sadly, after joining a gang, it is VERY difficult to get out. Hence, do try to make friends with the lonely and erm.. bullied before their hair turns red and their fashion sense goes wild~
Second is, if a person has already joined a gang. Basically a common characteristic is that the person goes to school late often, stays out at the void deck with a group oftenly after school, all with their hair dyed, and some with pierced body parts and even holding a cigar. Then we can affirm that person is an ''official'' beng/lian. So maybe if that beng/lian is your friend, try talking them out of it.
How to talk them out of being a gang member?
We must stop them before they go into drugs and all sorts of nonsense. Talk to them about their future(Yeah alot of those policemen goes to different schools around Singapore to talk about the effects of drugs and smoking, but they just won't listen since they skip school sometimes). And them, tell them about how their parents would feel if all the money spent on their education goes to waste all because their kid wants to feel a sense of belonging and joins the wrong group of people. That should be enough to convince them, and if not, share with them stories of people who joined gangs and now regret it.(Do you all know there was an incident where a girl, after joining a gang, and wanted to get out, wasn't allowed to unless she had s** with all the boys in the gang?). That should scare your ah lian friend out of her wits that she withdraws from the gang early!! If she is forced to do something she should be doing, tell her to report it to the police.
Drug abusers....
Worse case scenario, your friend is now a drug abuser. Oh well, simple. Call the police and bring them to the rehab centre since there really is no other way out. Delaying the process will only kill them.
So basically these are all the ways you can save your Beng/Lian friends and lead them back to the right track. Though we admit not all methods up there will work, but it's just our 2 cents worth.
ABALAB.
Sunday, March 14, 2010
Are Ah Lians/Bengs scared of ghosts?
Since Ah Lians and Bengs, as they claim, fear nothing, I wonder if they fear ghosts if ghosts do exist?
But.. Why should Ah Lians and bengs fear ghosts? Mmmm, BUT WHY SHOULD THEY NOT FEAR GHOST?
The answer lies with their makeup! :D
If Ah Lians have gone high class, they should most probably go for plastic surgery all the time, until their face looks like this, just like a ghost :
Gosh, that totally freaked me out.
Hence, the final conclusion :
Ah Lians/Bengs are not afraid of ghosts, and the reason lies with their makeup and appearance. :)
Friday, February 26, 2010
Ah Beng's guide to drinking beer
The Ah Beng drinking beer/wine era has arrived again, now here is a guide on HOW TO DRINK!First you must prepare a big tummy to store all that beer! :
You can never win wine without a big tummy! FAT is the new fashion
Ah bengs, if your brain permits, you may drink by holding the bottle in between your legs like this baby in the photo. HOW CUTE!
If you want to have a hangover after drinking all that beer, please stay in a group before you sleep on the ground in a public area lest the rubbish truck mistakes you as trash and collects you the next morning! =)
Oh yes! SEX! YOU CAN NEVER BEAT SEX! For those who want SEX after your hangover, please proceed to the nearest AH LIAN's house for your next exciting activity!
And when you are on your way, please make sure you don't fall into a pool/canal, or else, the canal which is already very polluted will become contaminated with your disease and all the fish inside will die. But if you are going to passby water, please check if Mas Selemat has escaped from prison for a second time, and if he did, he will most likely look like this :
Talkingcock.com :
''Now that Master of Disguise Mat Alamak/Masi Lemak/Mat Salah,Mat has been captured, we wonder what's going through his mind. He must be si peh too lan. But about what? Here's a list of Things That Are Making Mas Selamat Too Lan:''
Ah Lians, find your lifelong partner here!
found these ah beng(not really) blogs on aalteam's site
http://www.borntobeyourtaoeh.blogspot.com/
http://borntobeyourzhongeh.blogspot.com/
Ah lians, your life-long partners are here! (But please don't procreate, Singapore is already full of Ah Bengs who do nothing but crap all day, I don't want Singapore's future to be ruined by dickheads like you)
http://www.borntobeyourtaoeh.blogspot.com/
http://borntobeyourzhongeh.blogspot.com/
Ah lians, your life-long partners are here! (But please don't procreate, Singapore is already full of Ah Bengs who do nothing but crap all day, I don't want Singapore's future to be ruined by dickheads like you)
Wowwwee!
Wow! I just love the comments made by ANOREXSHIT on our blog! THEY JUST, ONCE AGAIN, MAKE ME LAUGH SO HARD THAT I CAN JUMP OUT OF MY SEAT!
''hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha this blog is too funny. i almost feel compelled to come here more often just to provoke you (and by provoke i mean provide logical arguments proving your ignorance and stupidity) just to make you say funnier things. i don't mean to come off as condescending but your replies are simply asking for it! :D''
wah! THIS AH LIAN WANNA PROVOKE US LEH! WE ARE SO DAMN SCARED! EEYER! STAY AWAY FROM US! WE DON'T WANT TO GET AIDS!
Why are you so upset about my posts about Lians and Bengs? D: Oh yes, I forgot, you are one of them! Now, as I said before, don't always come here, go to other AAL blogs to cause trouble! They need your attention! If not, crawl back to your little brothel to continue serving your Ah beng guests!
Now who is funnier?? Never seen such a thick skinned Ah Lian who comes here again and again just to entertain us! And thanks my dear Anorexshit. Actually, there was nothing much for me to post on this blog, till YOU CAME! THANKS FOR GIVING US THE INSPIRATION! =D
''hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha this blog is too funny. i almost feel compelled to come here more often just to provoke you (and by provoke i mean provide logical arguments proving your ignorance and stupidity) just to make you say funnier things. i don't mean to come off as condescending but your replies are simply asking for it! :D''
wah! THIS AH LIAN WANNA PROVOKE US LEH! WE ARE SO DAMN SCARED! EEYER! STAY AWAY FROM US! WE DON'T WANT TO GET AIDS!
Why are you so upset about my posts about Lians and Bengs? D: Oh yes, I forgot, you are one of them! Now, as I said before, don't always come here, go to other AAL blogs to cause trouble! They need your attention! If not, crawl back to your little brothel to continue serving your Ah beng guests!
Now who is funnier?? Never seen such a thick skinned Ah Lian who comes here again and again just to entertain us! And thanks my dear Anorexshit. Actually, there was nothing much for me to post on this blog, till YOU CAME! THANKS FOR GIVING US THE INSPIRATION! =D
Heyall, BENG HATERS!
Recently there has been a wave of stupid remarks coming from lians on our introduction posts. Man, I love these remarks! THEY JUST ENTERTAIN ME AND MAKE ME LAUGH THE HELL OUT! LOOK AT THESE AH LIAN GANGSTERS TRYING TO FEIGN BEING CIVILLIZED AND JUST LOOK AT HOW THEY TRY TO TYPE GOOD ENGLISH! (THEY DID A FAIRLY GOOD JOB THOUGH), TOTALLY HILARIOUS AND SHOULD BE PUT AS JOKE OF THE YEAR INTERNATIONALLY! NOW, let's quote from these lil bitchfaces , look at what they wrote and the irony you can find inside. Seriously they say OUR posts here are IRONIC that we criticize those who criticize others, but in overall, who started the insults first? Bengs/Lians/Showoffs or the normal people like us? THINK. BUT SADLY, AH LIANS HAVE NO BRAINS AND HENCE THEY COME UP WITH A LUMP OF SHIT POSTS THAT SIMPLY MAKE NO SENSE AT ALL!
LET'S QUOTE! :
''okay okay okay wait. are you bloggers serious?
CAN YOU NOT SEE THE COMPLETE IRONY IN THE ENTIRE PREMISE OF YOUR BLOG?!!??!?
you guys claim to hate bengs and lians in part because they're stupid, because they don't type properly etc. essentially you're saying that you hate them because they are inferior to you. doesn't that make you guys judgmental, atas, BOASTFUL assholes? clearly by the tone of your 'descriptions' and 'deductions' (don't even get me started on the ridiculous 'conclusions' you made based on the 'observations' of ahbengs!) you think you're superior to them, why else would you be able to judge them so maliciously. the fact that you're assuming you have a moral high-ground relative to the bengs/lians characterizes yourselves as being under the 'delusion of Grandiose, thinking that [you] are the greatest and no one can be greater than [you]'. however i feel that you 'are not great at all' and 'are just losers who cannot admit to [your] own mistakes'. FURTHERMORE, the fact that you are 'outright dissing someone... labelling them as BAD or incompetent' fits your OWN description of being 'boastful' and 'egoistic'. the irony that you can't even sense your OWN irony is hilarious.
*i also am aware that i myself may sound a little ironic because i seem to be judging you, but i just had to make it obvious that what you guys are doing is very very very hypocritical. if you're going to start a blog dissing bengs/lians, and THEN diss people who diss others.. you're really asking for it la. besides, who are we to judge? what makes you think you're better than them? because you're academically inclined? (judging by your grammatical errors, this can't be the case.) the point is, i'm not here to judge, i'd just like to point out that you are being very hypocritical in judging bengs/lians, and are EVEN more hypocritical in judging 'boastful' people.''
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''a taste of their own poison'? so in order to spite them, you become a hypocrite and become the very person you were judging? that doesn't sound like a very effective method. you're being boastful when you criticize the boastful, so all the bad stuff you said about them directly applies to yourselves. do you see that?''
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I can just laugh over and over again when I read these posts, and they are just really Ah Lians man, I have noticed lians commenting on Anti Lian blogs with stupid nicknames, and these bitches are no exception. Anorexsick????? Why not rename yourself Anorexshit, suits lians like you best! And Sot Yuxin? You sot already ahhh????? :O Stupid nicknames come from the stupid.
I don't think that you ah lians make anymore logic than us, seriously.
-Why do you think we would even bother starting a blog to waste our time on gangsters like you? For fun? Sorry we don't waste time on you, we start this blog for those who are against Lians/Bengs/Showoffs, not for you! :D We are here to let people share their feelings and their experiences with AH LIANS!
-In what way are we considered BOASTFUL and also having the delusion of GRANDIOSE just because we judge them here? ONCE AGAIN, BECAUSE WE JUDGE THEM? :D Stupid logic, don't you bitches know it is YOU AH LIANS/BENGS who started the JUDGING FIRST? And I see irony from the posts of ANOREXSICK. Since we can't judge those who go around judging others first, then why is she hurling insults back at us when we insulted her for her stupid comment? Dumbass, AH LIANS, NOTHING BETTER TO DO, GO AND SLEEP WITH YOUR AH BENGS! AND IT IS ONCE AGAIN PRECISELY BECAUSE OF GANGSTER LIANS AND BENGS LIKE YOU THAT MY SCHOOL BANNED STUDENTS FROM GOING OUT TO PUBLIC AREAS IN UNIFORM! BECAUSE BENGS AND LIANS LIKE YOU GO AROUND FIGHTING AND SMOKING IN SCHOOL UNI! WHAT A DISGRACE! @: !,
So maybe, as the author on AALTEAM.BLOGSPOT.COM said, :
''Some of you may have received the prank sms about the hoax bombing at Bugis.
LET'S QUOTE! :
''okay okay okay wait. are you bloggers serious?
CAN YOU NOT SEE THE COMPLETE IRONY IN THE ENTIRE PREMISE OF YOUR BLOG?!!??!?
you guys claim to hate bengs and lians in part because they're stupid, because they don't type properly etc. essentially you're saying that you hate them because they are inferior to you. doesn't that make you guys judgmental, atas, BOASTFUL assholes? clearly by the tone of your 'descriptions' and 'deductions' (don't even get me started on the ridiculous 'conclusions' you made based on the 'observations' of ahbengs!) you think you're superior to them, why else would you be able to judge them so maliciously. the fact that you're assuming you have a moral high-ground relative to the bengs/lians characterizes yourselves as being under the 'delusion of Grandiose, thinking that [you] are the greatest and no one can be greater than [you]'. however i feel that you 'are not great at all' and 'are just losers who cannot admit to [your] own mistakes'. FURTHERMORE, the fact that you are 'outright dissing someone... labelling them as BAD or incompetent' fits your OWN description of being 'boastful' and 'egoistic'. the irony that you can't even sense your OWN irony is hilarious.
*i also am aware that i myself may sound a little ironic because i seem to be judging you, but i just had to make it obvious that what you guys are doing is very very very hypocritical. if you're going to start a blog dissing bengs/lians, and THEN diss people who diss others.. you're really asking for it la. besides, who are we to judge? what makes you think you're better than them? because you're academically inclined? (judging by your grammatical errors, this can't be the case.) the point is, i'm not here to judge, i'd just like to point out that you are being very hypocritical in judging bengs/lians, and are EVEN more hypocritical in judging 'boastful' people.''
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''a taste of their own poison'? so in order to spite them, you become a hypocrite and become the very person you were judging? that doesn't sound like a very effective method. you're being boastful when you criticize the boastful, so all the bad stuff you said about them directly applies to yourselves. do you see that?''
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- Sot Yuxin said...
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Do you not realize that this is a complete joke?
1. Is there a need to use the vulgarities?
2. The tone you use, like anorexsick has pointed out, makes you sound superior and thus, according to your logic, makes you a boastful asshole. Should we be setting up a special blog for you too?
3. The way you posts reminds me of myself when I was in primary 3. Really.'' - ===================================================================
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- anorexsick said...
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hahahahahahahahaahhahahahahaah.
i wish i were an ahlian, so i'd be able to say that i'm smarter than you despite my 'limitations'!
wow. i can't believe you're not aware of this yet, but your stupidity is such an amazing source of amusement. i want to try and help you realize your stupidity and hypocrisy, but i don't think i can explain it to you in a simpler way.
my advice for you (made with good intent) is that you don't blog anymore, to save yourself from looking like an idiot. but of course, feel free to embarrass yourself further. just know that other people who read this, anyone who is capable of basic reasoning and understanding, will be laughing away with me, at you.'' - ==================================================================
I can just laugh over and over again when I read these posts, and they are just really Ah Lians man, I have noticed lians commenting on Anti Lian blogs with stupid nicknames, and these bitches are no exception. Anorexsick????? Why not rename yourself Anorexshit, suits lians like you best! And Sot Yuxin? You sot already ahhh????? :O Stupid nicknames come from the stupid.
I don't think that you ah lians make anymore logic than us, seriously.
-Why do you think we would even bother starting a blog to waste our time on gangsters like you? For fun? Sorry we don't waste time on you, we start this blog for those who are against Lians/Bengs/Showoffs, not for you! :D We are here to let people share their feelings and their experiences with AH LIANS!
-In what way are we considered BOASTFUL and also having the delusion of GRANDIOSE just because we judge them here? ONCE AGAIN, BECAUSE WE JUDGE THEM? :D Stupid logic, don't you bitches know it is YOU AH LIANS/BENGS who started the JUDGING FIRST? And I see irony from the posts of ANOREXSICK. Since we can't judge those who go around judging others first, then why is she hurling insults back at us when we insulted her for her stupid comment? Dumbass, AH LIANS, NOTHING BETTER TO DO, GO AND SLEEP WITH YOUR AH BENGS! AND IT IS ONCE AGAIN PRECISELY BECAUSE OF GANGSTER LIANS AND BENGS LIKE YOU THAT MY SCHOOL BANNED STUDENTS FROM GOING OUT TO PUBLIC AREAS IN UNIFORM! BECAUSE BENGS AND LIANS LIKE YOU GO AROUND FIGHTING AND SMOKING IN SCHOOL UNI! WHAT A DISGRACE! @: !,
So maybe, as the author on AALTEAM.BLOGSPOT.COM said, :
''Some of you may have received the prank sms about the hoax bombing at Bugis.
So I was thinking... maybe the idiot who started this hoax just wanted to scare all the ah lians and ah bengs away from bugis so he could go shopping without having the noise pollution of wonderful colourful Hokkien vulgarities for once.
Let's try re-writing it for fun :D
you can send in your own versions to our gmail or leave it as a comment, but please DO NOT MASS SEND IT OUT, because whoever sends out hoax smses about such a serious issue has to be a complete and utter retard for thinking that they can misuse such a serious threat against the securities and authorities.
Actual news report: http://sg.news.yahoo.com/cna/20090221/tap-609-19-year-old-arrested-sms-hoax-po-231650b.html
Original text:
Kindly spread e news 2 yr friends. If possible, dun go Bugis these few days. Terrorists may plant bomb ard that area. This msg was forwarded from my friend's army friend who are alrdy on 24hrs standby. Not sure how true but i was told dat dere quite a number of policemen patrolling ard. just be safe than sorry! hv a nice weekend ahead though!
Re-written text:
Kindly spread the news to your friends. If possible, don't go to Bugis these few days, or better still, never set foot there again. There has been a serious viral infection known as "Ahlianitis" that is said to kill people with high level of annoyance and stupidity. This msg was forwarded from my friend's friend working in the hospital and is on 24hrs standby. Not sure how true but i was told that the area has been quarantined. Better to be safe than sorry! Have a nice weekend ahead though!
Lengthy yes, but my brain is laughing and I can't think straight and neither can I think of a better one. So send in your versions or post them as comments if you think you have a better version!
Take note this is for purely amusement purposes. You should not ever mass send hoax smses that threaten our country's safety because it is the most stupid thing you can do.''
BYE STUPID LIANS
WAH! ANOREXSICK THIS AH LIAN WANNA FIGHT?
WAH! ANOREXSHIT THIS AH LIAN WANNA FIGHT AH? COME LAH! STUPID LIAN! ANOREX! ANALREX! WANNA FIGHT?
Sadly,
''hahahahahahahahaahhahahahahaah.
i wish i were an ahlian, so i'd be able to say that i'm smarter than you despite my 'limitations'!
wow. i can't believe you're not aware of this yet, but your stupidity is such an amazing source of amusement. i want to try and help you realize your stupidity and hypocrisy, but i don't think i can explain it to you in a simpler way.
my advice for you (made with good intent) is that you don't blog anymore, to save yourself from looking like an idiot. but of course, feel free to embarrass yourself further. just know that other people who read this, anyone who is capable of basic reasoning and understanding, will be laughing away with me, at you.''-Anorexsick
OH THE IRONY, YOU ARE ALREADY AN AH LIAN, DON'T BE HEARTBROKEN JUST BECAUSE WE DON'T WELCOME YOU HERE, OKAY? GOOD GAME.
Monday, February 22, 2010
Examples of what the Asshole showoffs say.
We have shown all of you here the psychological characteristics of THE BOASTFUL, AH BENGS, AND AH LIANS. So here today, we will show you Examples of what the boastful idiots do in everyday life.(if you have not read the psychological characteristics of these fools in the introduction, please go here : http://antisnobbish.blogspot.com/2010/02/introduction1st-comers-please-read.html )
THE BOASTFUL AND EGOISTIC :
SUPER EGO - Sadly, unless all of you know, we as students do not only write about what other students do, there are also boastful teachers, who do nothing but boast boast boast all day, and sadly, these teachers are below 30 years old but they got so much nonsense to boast. I have never come across a teacher who boasted so much that he had a girlfriend, and always gave that snug look on his face when he walked around school. And guess what, he is equally irresponsible and when anything goes wrong, the fault does not lie with him but with the students. He is also a hypocrite, and he sucks up to students with his words. Luckily some have seen through him, but the majority has not. ''I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING WRONG!''. Why can't he push the blame on students? After all, we are just stupid little scapegoats for him, so that when anything goes wrong he can blame us so he does not need to account to the school principal about anything! BUT WE ARE NOT AS STUPID AS THAT JERK THINKS!
THE BLAME CANNOT GO ON THEM :
Here is one story : This secondary 1 class in my school was very noisy. Fortunately, only half of the class was noisy but the other half created so much noise which can equal to a whole class anyway. So, their very good and responsible teacher yelled at them, and told them all to go outside of class and line-up. He made them keep very quiet, and then forced them back into class, and when they were back into the classroom, he did such a good job at pushing the responsibility to students alone =D Guess what he said. He told the class that the people who kept perfectly obedient and quiet just now were the ones who were at fault, and also the ones who made the noise. Wow. Nice try, but even though they are sec ones, they are not stupid, unless the teacher is the one that is stupid(Ahem, too cunning to be). Anyone with enough common sense should realise that if the rebellious side of a classroom is rebellious, they will remain to be if they are warned by their own friends, since their friends have not much authority over them. But, this jerk simply pushed the blame on to the students and he got away scott free. How convenient and easy. Wouldn't it had been better if he just yelled at them and told them to keep quiet rather than kill the innocent just like this? Stupid jerk.
Here is another story : One day, this teacher who was the same as the one at the story above, was in my class. My friend;s friend walked past the classroom and she waved to him and he waved back, sadly, this teacher does not know what irony is, and neither does he know what shame is. He told my friend not to mix with that person as he was bad news. Bad news? That guy wasn't bad news, and he was a nice person. Why did this jerk diss someone like this? Hence I felt unfair and said ''HOW IRONIC''. The teacher went :0 (HAH! YOU JERK! DON'T MESS WITH ME! PEOPLE LIKE YOU SHOULD GET SACKED RATHER THAN STAY TO TORMENT TEENS!), and he went forward to my table. He kept asking why is ironic, and I refused to give him an answer. He said SEE HIM AFTER SCHOOL, but when I saw him and he saw me, he didn't even bother to look at me for a second time. HAH1 Just trying to keep his face.
There are also many stories about this JERK who should lose his job but I think I should keep it to myself an my friends only, lest he reads it and uses his authority to get me into trouble.(Duh, jerks are jerks, they are just wannabes who can't do anything but cry out that they want to punish us when he offend them. Control freak, go back home! )
CONSTANT BRAGGING :
constant bragging refers to how a person gloats about what he/she has. I dont know why I keep using that horrible jerk teacher as an example, but maybe it's because he is such a good example of a boastful proud and arrogant person. You know how he gloats and brags? Let's quote : ''Oh, you know my girlfriend did this, and then..... '' blah blah blah. No one cares about your girlfriend or whether you are getting married or not. None of our business.
Here is how to rebutt to those who keep showing off about their stupid ''achievements'' which seem so meaningful to them but stupid to us. Come on, these assholes behave like 4 year old kids who brag about catching a housefly in the house.
-'' Oh, I got a girlfriend, and I went with her to this country...'' Seriously? You got a girlfriend? Is that true? Or is it your boyfriend? I thought you were a homosexual, sorry.
-''Oh I bought this shirt from a tailor for 100bucks'' 100 bucks? That's cheap, especially when you are talking about thai baht currency :)
-''I Studied in this country which is an 11 hour flight away'' You studied? You sure? Or was it your false memory from all that chanting about your ''achievements''.
Use all this rebuttals to answer those showoff jerks. :D
BUT PLEASE DO NOT USE THESE DIRECTLY TO PEOPLE OF HIGHER AUTHORITY OR ELSE YOU ARE DIGGING YOUR OWN GRAVE!
THE BOASTFUL AND EGOISTIC :
SUPER EGO - Sadly, unless all of you know, we as students do not only write about what other students do, there are also boastful teachers, who do nothing but boast boast boast all day, and sadly, these teachers are below 30 years old but they got so much nonsense to boast. I have never come across a teacher who boasted so much that he had a girlfriend, and always gave that snug look on his face when he walked around school. And guess what, he is equally irresponsible and when anything goes wrong, the fault does not lie with him but with the students. He is also a hypocrite, and he sucks up to students with his words. Luckily some have seen through him, but the majority has not. ''I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING WRONG!''. Why can't he push the blame on students? After all, we are just stupid little scapegoats for him, so that when anything goes wrong he can blame us so he does not need to account to the school principal about anything! BUT WE ARE NOT AS STUPID AS THAT JERK THINKS!
THE BLAME CANNOT GO ON THEM :
Here is one story : This secondary 1 class in my school was very noisy. Fortunately, only half of the class was noisy but the other half created so much noise which can equal to a whole class anyway. So, their very good and responsible teacher yelled at them, and told them all to go outside of class and line-up. He made them keep very quiet, and then forced them back into class, and when they were back into the classroom, he did such a good job at pushing the responsibility to students alone =D Guess what he said. He told the class that the people who kept perfectly obedient and quiet just now were the ones who were at fault, and also the ones who made the noise. Wow. Nice try, but even though they are sec ones, they are not stupid, unless the teacher is the one that is stupid(Ahem, too cunning to be). Anyone with enough common sense should realise that if the rebellious side of a classroom is rebellious, they will remain to be if they are warned by their own friends, since their friends have not much authority over them. But, this jerk simply pushed the blame on to the students and he got away scott free. How convenient and easy. Wouldn't it had been better if he just yelled at them and told them to keep quiet rather than kill the innocent just like this? Stupid jerk.
Here is another story : One day, this teacher who was the same as the one at the story above, was in my class. My friend;s friend walked past the classroom and she waved to him and he waved back, sadly, this teacher does not know what irony is, and neither does he know what shame is. He told my friend not to mix with that person as he was bad news. Bad news? That guy wasn't bad news, and he was a nice person. Why did this jerk diss someone like this? Hence I felt unfair and said ''HOW IRONIC''. The teacher went :0 (HAH! YOU JERK! DON'T MESS WITH ME! PEOPLE LIKE YOU SHOULD GET SACKED RATHER THAN STAY TO TORMENT TEENS!), and he went forward to my table. He kept asking why is ironic, and I refused to give him an answer. He said SEE HIM AFTER SCHOOL, but when I saw him and he saw me, he didn't even bother to look at me for a second time. HAH1 Just trying to keep his face.
There are also many stories about this JERK who should lose his job but I think I should keep it to myself an my friends only, lest he reads it and uses his authority to get me into trouble.(Duh, jerks are jerks, they are just wannabes who can't do anything but cry out that they want to punish us when he offend them. Control freak, go back home! )
CONSTANT BRAGGING :
constant bragging refers to how a person gloats about what he/she has. I dont know why I keep using that horrible jerk teacher as an example, but maybe it's because he is such a good example of a boastful proud and arrogant person. You know how he gloats and brags? Let's quote : ''Oh, you know my girlfriend did this, and then..... '' blah blah blah. No one cares about your girlfriend or whether you are getting married or not. None of our business.
Here is how to rebutt to those who keep showing off about their stupid ''achievements'' which seem so meaningful to them but stupid to us. Come on, these assholes behave like 4 year old kids who brag about catching a housefly in the house.
-'' Oh, I got a girlfriend, and I went with her to this country...'' Seriously? You got a girlfriend? Is that true? Or is it your boyfriend? I thought you were a homosexual, sorry.
-''Oh I bought this shirt from a tailor for 100bucks'' 100 bucks? That's cheap, especially when you are talking about thai baht currency :)
-''I Studied in this country which is an 11 hour flight away'' You studied? You sure? Or was it your false memory from all that chanting about your ''achievements''.
Use all this rebuttals to answer those showoff jerks. :D
BUT PLEASE DO NOT USE THESE DIRECTLY TO PEOPLE OF HIGHER AUTHORITY OR ELSE YOU ARE DIGGING YOUR OWN GRAVE!
Introduction(1st comers please read)
Welcome to the Anti Snobbish, Anti Ah Lian, and Anti Ah Beng team blog.
We basically hate Ah Lians, Ah Bengs, and those who like to pretend or flaunt around that they are rich and start boasting to everyone, showing off about this and that, as though we care.. The boastful go around boasting how much they have spent, thus causing the people around them to become like them, to go spending and spending and spending, this is why many people are on heavy debt with credit cards, with most causes of the problem from peer pressure and greed.
THE BOASTFUL AND EGOISTIC PERSON
Psychological characteristics for the boastful type of males :
-Constant bragging that they have a girlfriend( Like we care, there are people who are even MARRIED! Wanna brag, brag to a spinster or a widow. Asshole)
-Wearing sunglasses and posting the photo on Facebook with that snug look( You think you are Neo from the Hollywood movie ''The Matrix''? Or James Bond? Look at how ugly you are first =D)
-Constant bragging about places they have been to( Bleah, You think we never been to faraway places before?)
-Self Inflated ego, thinking they are very handsome and that lots of girls want them even when they look only average and plain, in fact they look ugly and stupid to me with their big butts sometimes.
-Bragging about the type of house they live in( Ahem, I wonder if those are true sometimes)
-Bragging that they have been educated in some faraway country( I am educated in Singapore, and will remain to be. Why be stupid to go overseas? Unless your results are too bad to fit into the criteria of Singaporean schools? D:)
-Bitching about others behind their backs(Some males are good at this, and then they talk like gays)
-Outright dissing someone when they walk past, labelling them as BAD or incompetent(Seriously, these gays don't even know how to talk properly, and some can't even walk properly, why diss someone else? IRONY)
-Walking around with that snug look and trying to look stern(Don't act, we are not scared of idiots like you!)
-Thinking they are always right, and when something goes wrong, will find an excuse and then tell the whole world it is not their mistake and then pushes the blame to others. In front of you they will be a hypocrite and say no one is at fault when something happens, but behind you, in order to keep their ego, they will say it is YOUR fault even when the main problem lies with them.
-They cannot lose their face. They insult someone outrightly and when people insult them back, they cannot take it and they will threaten this and that, and say to do it but in the end when you even see them and they see you, they can't even be bothered to do anything to you. What suckers.
Hence, i can deduce that most people who has the above characteristics actually have a delusion of Grandiose, thinking that they are the greatest and no one can be greater than them. In actual fact, they are not great at all, they are just losers who cannot admit to their own mistakes, and then push the blame on others. Such people must be avoided. But surprisingly, these people may come in wolf-in-sheep's covering, and apparently there are people like them who are popular in school. Luckily, some have seen through such people but sadly some have not.
For boastful females, we most likely won't talk about them since they are meant to be boastful amongst themselves.
But there are also detestable females.......
Ahlians.
We basically hate Ah Lians, Ah Bengs, and those who like to pretend or flaunt around that they are rich and start boasting to everyone, showing off about this and that, as though we care.. The boastful go around boasting how much they have spent, thus causing the people around them to become like them, to go spending and spending and spending, this is why many people are on heavy debt with credit cards, with most causes of the problem from peer pressure and greed.
THE BOASTFUL AND EGOISTIC PERSON
Psychological characteristics for the boastful type of males :
-Constant bragging that they have a girlfriend( Like we care, there are people who are even MARRIED! Wanna brag, brag to a spinster or a widow. Asshole)
-Wearing sunglasses and posting the photo on Facebook with that snug look( You think you are Neo from the Hollywood movie ''The Matrix''? Or James Bond? Look at how ugly you are first =D)
-Constant bragging about places they have been to( Bleah, You think we never been to faraway places before?)
-Self Inflated ego, thinking they are very handsome and that lots of girls want them even when they look only average and plain, in fact they look ugly and stupid to me with their big butts sometimes.
-Bragging about the type of house they live in( Ahem, I wonder if those are true sometimes)
-Bragging that they have been educated in some faraway country( I am educated in Singapore, and will remain to be. Why be stupid to go overseas? Unless your results are too bad to fit into the criteria of Singaporean schools? D:)
-Bitching about others behind their backs(Some males are good at this, and then they talk like gays)
-Outright dissing someone when they walk past, labelling them as BAD or incompetent(Seriously, these gays don't even know how to talk properly, and some can't even walk properly, why diss someone else? IRONY)
-Walking around with that snug look and trying to look stern(Don't act, we are not scared of idiots like you!)
-Thinking they are always right, and when something goes wrong, will find an excuse and then tell the whole world it is not their mistake and then pushes the blame to others. In front of you they will be a hypocrite and say no one is at fault when something happens, but behind you, in order to keep their ego, they will say it is YOUR fault even when the main problem lies with them.
-They cannot lose their face. They insult someone outrightly and when people insult them back, they cannot take it and they will threaten this and that, and say to do it but in the end when you even see them and they see you, they can't even be bothered to do anything to you. What suckers.
Hence, i can deduce that most people who has the above characteristics actually have a delusion of Grandiose, thinking that they are the greatest and no one can be greater than them. In actual fact, they are not great at all, they are just losers who cannot admit to their own mistakes, and then push the blame on others. Such people must be avoided. But surprisingly, these people may come in wolf-in-sheep's covering, and apparently there are people like them who are popular in school. Luckily, some have seen through such people but sadly some have not.
For boastful females, we most likely won't talk about them since they are meant to be boastful amongst themselves.
But there are also detestable females.......
Ahlians.
Most of the anti ahlian blogs i've came across so far focused on the physical characteristics of ahlians. So perhaps i would try out something new by looking at the direction of pyschological. So, if you want to know whether you're a lian or not you have to fit more than 10 of the criterias mentioned below. If you do, congrats darling, you're a lian. :D
1) You twit. When i say you twit i don't mean you ttppyyiiiingzxzxzxx likkeeddiishhh leiixxx. I meant you leaving spaces in between fullstops/questions marks.
2) You hate twits but you leave spaces in between full-stops/question marks.
3) You call your good friends "sisters".
4) You bashed up at least one person before.
5) You don't study when an exam comes.
6) Your attendance in school sucks.
7) You club.
8) You're a smoker.
9) You dislike people who study
10) You dislike people staring at you and hurl vulgarities at them when all they did was to look at your direction.
11) You hate people judging you but you judge others
12) You hate copycats.
13) You love freedom, and go home at around 10pm every night and the reason is due to hanging out at the void deck of a HDB flat(smoking) or clubbing
14) You detest studying.
15) You have a hangover more than once every week.
16)You dye your hair in some ohbiang colour
So..... Are you one of them? :D
AH BENGS
Psychological characteristics of Teenage Ah Bengs:
-Go around calling people CCB, and uses the word KNN excessively
-Bragging about some achievement, but that achievement is about how they beat someone up till their nose bled and their bones broken.
-Bragging about their penis
-Bragging about their tattoo and smoking habits
-Sit on a chair with one leg up
-Attempts to kill someone who stares at them
-Go around insulting people personally on Facebook, and then when you insult them, they threaten to whack you.
-They can insult you but you can't insult them
-They think they are big shots, but actually they are more of uneducated losers
-They find a place in school, most likely a remote area, and then use it for their gang and then call it ''Our headquarters''
-Dyes their hair in some weird colour(similar to Lians)
Hence, I can deduce that :
-They watch porn everyday
-Beat their parents up everyday
-Practice insult lines and vulgarities as though practicing for a spelling bee the next day
-They support and long for underage sex
Ah Bengs who just threaten to kill and confront people when insulted even when it is plainly their fault at first are plainly losers who are not fit to live in civillization. They are mostly secondary school students(if they are not expelled for their shit behavior) who can't even communicate like normal humans. Their main excuse for why they behave in this manner is not because of their family background. However, I have seen people with very dire and horrible family backgrounds and they do not even behave like these uncivillized idiots who refuse to learn. Hence, their excuses are all invalid. It is all about whether they want to be like normal people or not and not because of influence or peer pressure.
16)You dye your hair in some ohbiang colour
So..... Are you one of them? :D
AH BENGS
Psychological characteristics of Teenage Ah Bengs:
-Go around calling people CCB, and uses the word KNN excessively
-Bragging about some achievement, but that achievement is about how they beat someone up till their nose bled and their bones broken.
-Bragging about their penis
-Bragging about their tattoo and smoking habits
-Sit on a chair with one leg up
-Attempts to kill someone who stares at them
-Go around insulting people personally on Facebook, and then when you insult them, they threaten to whack you.
-They can insult you but you can't insult them
-They think they are big shots, but actually they are more of uneducated losers
-They find a place in school, most likely a remote area, and then use it for their gang and then call it ''Our headquarters''
-Dyes their hair in some weird colour(similar to Lians)
Hence, I can deduce that :
-They watch porn everyday
-Beat their parents up everyday
-Practice insult lines and vulgarities as though practicing for a spelling bee the next day
-They support and long for underage sex
Ah Bengs who just threaten to kill and confront people when insulted even when it is plainly their fault at first are plainly losers who are not fit to live in civillization. They are mostly secondary school students(if they are not expelled for their shit behavior) who can't even communicate like normal humans. Their main excuse for why they behave in this manner is not because of their family background. However, I have seen people with very dire and horrible family backgrounds and they do not even behave like these uncivillized idiots who refuse to learn. Hence, their excuses are all invalid. It is all about whether they want to be like normal people or not and not because of influence or peer pressure.
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