Friday, February 26, 2010

Ah Beng's guide to drinking beer

The Ah Beng drinking beer/wine era has arrived again, now here is a guide on HOW TO DRINK!

First you must prepare a big tummy to store all that beer! :


You can never win wine without a big tummy! FAT is the new fashion



Ah bengs, if your brain permits, you may drink by holding the bottle in between your legs like this baby in the photo. HOW CUTE!



If you want to have a hangover after drinking all that beer, please stay in a group before you sleep on the ground in a public area lest the rubbish truck mistakes you as trash and collects you the next morning! =)



Oh yes! SEX! YOU CAN NEVER BEAT SEX! For those who want SEX after your hangover, please proceed to the nearest AH LIAN's house for your next exciting activity!

And when you are on your way, please make sure you don't fall into a pool/canal, or else, the canal which is already very polluted will become contaminated with your disease and all the fish inside will die. But if you are going to passby water, please check if Mas Selemat has escaped from prison for a second time, and if he did, he will most likely look like this :



Talkingcock.com :
''Now that Master of Disguise Mat Alamak/Masi Lemak/Mat Salah,Mat has been captured, we wonder what's going through his mind. He must be si peh too lan. But about what? Here's a list of Things That Are Making Mas Selamat Too Lan:''

1 comment: