Heyall, BENG HATERS!

Recently there has been a wave of stupid remarks coming from lians on our introduction posts. Man, I love these remarks! THEY JUST ENTERTAIN ME AND MAKE ME LAUGH THE HELL OUT! LOOK AT THESE AH LIAN GANGSTERS TRYING TO FEIGN BEING CIVILLIZED AND JUST LOOK AT HOW THEY TRY TO TYPE GOOD ENGLISH! (THEY DID A FAIRLY GOOD JOB THOUGH), TOTALLY HILARIOUS AND SHOULD BE PUT AS JOKE OF THE YEAR INTERNATIONALLY! NOW, let's quote from these lil bitchfaces , look at what they wrote and the irony you can find inside. Seriously they say OUR posts here are IRONIC that we criticize those who criticize others, but in overall, who started the insults first? Bengs/Lians/Showoffs or the normal people like us? THINK. BUT SADLY, AH LIANS HAVE NO BRAINS AND HENCE THEY COME UP WITH A LUMP OF SHIT POSTS THAT SIMPLY MAKE NO SENSE AT ALL!

LET'S QUOTE! :
''okay okay okay wait. are you bloggers serious?

CAN YOU NOT SEE THE COMPLETE IRONY IN THE ENTIRE PREMISE OF YOUR BLOG?!!??!?

you guys claim to hate bengs and lians in part because they're stupid, because they don't type properly etc. essentially you're saying that you hate them because they are inferior to you. doesn't that make you guys judgmental, atas, BOASTFUL assholes? clearly by the tone of your 'descriptions' and 'deductions' (don't even get me started on the ridiculous 'conclusions' you made based on the 'observations' of ahbengs!) you think you're superior to them, why else would you be able to judge them so maliciously. the fact that you're assuming you have a moral high-ground relative to the bengs/lians characterizes yourselves as being under the 'delusion of Grandiose, thinking that [you] are the greatest and no one can be greater than [you]'. however i feel that you 'are not great at all' and 'are just losers who cannot admit to [your] own mistakes'. FURTHERMORE, the fact that you are 'outright dissing someone... labelling them as BAD or incompetent' fits your OWN description of being 'boastful' and 'egoistic'. the irony that you can't even sense your OWN irony is hilarious.

*i also am aware that i myself may sound a little ironic because i seem to be judging you, but i just had to make it obvious that what you guys are doing is very very very hypocritical. if you're going to start a blog dissing bengs/lians, and THEN diss people who diss others.. you're really asking for it la. besides, who are we to judge? what makes you think you're better than them? because you're academically inclined? (judging by your grammatical errors, this can't be the case.) the point is, i'm not here to judge, i'd just like to point out that you are being very hypocritical in judging bengs/lians, and are EVEN more hypocritical in judging 'boastful' people.''
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''a taste of their own poison'? so in order to spite them, you become a hypocrite and become the very person you were judging? that doesn't sound like a very effective method. you're being boastful when you criticize the boastful, so all the bad stuff you said about them directly applies to yourselves. do you see that?''
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Sot Yuxin said...

Do you not realize that this is a complete joke?

1. Is there a need to use the vulgarities?

2. The tone you use, like anorexsick has pointed out, makes you sound superior and thus, according to your logic, makes you a boastful asshole. Should we be setting up a special blog for you too?

3. The way you posts reminds me of myself when I was in primary 3. Really.''

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anorexsick said...

hahahahahahahahaahhahahahahaah.

i wish i were an ahlian, so i'd be able to say that i'm smarter than you despite my 'limitations'!

wow. i can't believe you're not aware of this yet, but your stupidity is such an amazing source of amusement. i want to try and help you realize your stupidity and hypocrisy, but i don't think i can explain it to you in a simpler way.

my advice for you (made with good intent) is that you don't blog anymore, to save yourself from looking like an idiot. but of course, feel free to embarrass yourself further. just know that other people who read this, anyone who is capable of basic reasoning and understanding, will be laughing away with me, at you.''

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JUST PURELY AH LIANS TRYING TO MAKE THEMSELVES FEEL BETTER BY FLAMING THOSE WHO FLAME THEM PUBLICLY =) So maybe these are the new generation of Ah Lians.



I can just laugh over and over again when I read these posts, and they are just really Ah Lians man, I have noticed lians commenting on Anti Lian blogs with stupid nicknames, and these bitches are no exception. Anorexsick????? Why not rename yourself Anorexshit, suits lians like you best! And Sot Yuxin? You sot already ahhh????? :O Stupid nicknames come from the stupid.

I don't think that you ah lians make anymore logic than us, seriously.
-Why do you think we would even bother starting a blog to waste our time on gangsters like you? For fun? Sorry we don't waste time on you, we start this blog for those who are against Lians/Bengs/Showoffs, not for you! :D We are here to let people share their feelings and their experiences with AH LIANS!

-In what way are we considered BOASTFUL and also having the delusion of GRANDIOSE just because we judge them here? ONCE AGAIN, BECAUSE WE JUDGE THEM? :D Stupid logic, don't you bitches know it is YOU AH LIANS/BENGS who started the JUDGING FIRST? And I see irony from the posts of ANOREXSICK. Since we can't judge those who go around judging others first, then why is she hurling insults back at us when we insulted her for her stupid comment? Dumbass, AH LIANS, NOTHING BETTER TO DO, GO AND SLEEP WITH YOUR AH BENGS! AND IT IS ONCE AGAIN PRECISELY BECAUSE OF GANGSTER LIANS AND BENGS LIKE YOU THAT MY SCHOOL BANNED STUDENTS FROM GOING OUT TO PUBLIC AREAS IN UNIFORM! BECAUSE BENGS AND LIANS LIKE YOU GO AROUND FIGHTING AND SMOKING IN SCHOOL UNI! WHAT A DISGRACE! @: !,

So maybe, as the author on AALTEAM.BLOGSPOT.COM said, :

''Some of you may have received the prank sms about the hoax bombing at Bugis.

So I was thinking... maybe the idiot who started this hoax just wanted to scare all the ah lians and ah bengs away from bugis so he could go shopping without having the noise pollution of wonderful colourful Hokkien vulgarities for once.

Let's try re-writing it for fun :D

you can send in your own versions to our gmail or leave it as a comment, but please DO NOT MASS SEND IT OUT, because whoever sends out hoax smses about such a serious issue has to be a complete and utter retard for thinking that they can misuse such a serious threat against the securities and authorities.

Actual news report: http://sg.news.yahoo.com/cna/20090221/tap-609-19-year-old-arrested-sms-hoax-po-231650b.html

Original text:

Kindly spread e news 2 yr friends. If possible, dun go Bugis these few days. Terrorists may plant bomb ard that area. This msg was forwarded from my friend's army friend who are alrdy on 24hrs standby. Not sure how true but i was told dat dere quite a number of policemen patrolling ard. just be safe than sorry! hv a nice weekend ahead though!

Re-written text:

Kindly spread the news to your friends. If possible, don't go to Bugis these few days, or better still, never set foot there again. There has been a serious viral infection known as "Ahlianitis" that is said to kill people with high level of annoyance and stupidity. This msg was forwarded from my friend's friend working in the hospital and is on 24hrs standby. Not sure how true but i was told that the area has been quarantined. Better to be safe than sorry! Have a nice weekend ahead though!

Lengthy yes, but my brain is laughing and I can't think straight and neither can I think of a better one. So send in your versions or post them as comments if you think you have a better version!

Take note this is for purely amusement purposes. You should not ever mass send hoax smses that threaten our country's safety because it is the most stupid thing you can do.''

BYE STUPID LIANS