We have shown all of you here the psychological characteristics of THE BOASTFUL, AH BENGS, AND AH LIANS. So here today, we will show you Examples of what the boastful idiots do in everyday life.(if you have not read the psychological characteristics of these fools in the introduction, please go here : http://antisnobbish.blogspot.com/2010/02/introduction1st-comers-please-read.html )
THE BOASTFUL AND EGOISTIC :
SUPER EGO - Sadly, unless all of you know, we as students do not only write about what other students do, there are also boastful teachers, who do nothing but boast boast boast all day, and sadly, these teachers are below 30 years old but they got so much nonsense to boast. I have never come across a teacher who boasted so much that he had a girlfriend, and always gave that snug look on his face when he walked around school. And guess what, he is equally irresponsible and when anything goes wrong, the fault does not lie with him but with the students. He is also a hypocrite, and he sucks up to students with his words. Luckily some have seen through him, but the majority has not. ''I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING WRONG!''. Why can't he push the blame on students? After all, we are just stupid little scapegoats for him, so that when anything goes wrong he can blame us so he does not need to account to the school principal about anything! BUT WE ARE NOT AS STUPID AS THAT JERK THINKS!
THE BLAME CANNOT GO ON THEM :
Here is one story : This secondary 1 class in my school was very noisy. Fortunately, only half of the class was noisy but the other half created so much noise which can equal to a whole class anyway. So, their very good and responsible teacher yelled at them, and told them all to go outside of class and line-up. He made them keep very quiet, and then forced them back into class, and when they were back into the classroom, he did such a good job at pushing the responsibility to students alone =D Guess what he said. He told the class that the people who kept perfectly obedient and quiet just now were the ones who were at fault, and also the ones who made the noise. Wow. Nice try, but even though they are sec ones, they are not stupid, unless the teacher is the one that is stupid(Ahem, too cunning to be). Anyone with enough common sense should realise that if the rebellious side of a classroom is rebellious, they will remain to be if they are warned by their own friends, since their friends have not much authority over them. But, this jerk simply pushed the blame on to the students and he got away scott free. How convenient and easy. Wouldn't it had been better if he just yelled at them and told them to keep quiet rather than kill the innocent just like this? Stupid jerk.
Here is another story : One day, this teacher who was the same as the one at the story above, was in my class. My friend;s friend walked past the classroom and she waved to him and he waved back, sadly, this teacher does not know what irony is, and neither does he know what shame is. He told my friend not to mix with that person as he was bad news. Bad news? That guy wasn't bad news, and he was a nice person. Why did this jerk diss someone like this? Hence I felt unfair and said ''HOW IRONIC''. The teacher went :0 (HAH! YOU JERK! DON'T MESS WITH ME! PEOPLE LIKE YOU SHOULD GET SACKED RATHER THAN STAY TO TORMENT TEENS!), and he went forward to my table. He kept asking why is ironic, and I refused to give him an answer. He said SEE HIM AFTER SCHOOL, but when I saw him and he saw me, he didn't even bother to look at me for a second time. HAH1 Just trying to keep his face.
There are also many stories about this JERK who should lose his job but I think I should keep it to myself an my friends only, lest he reads it and uses his authority to get me into trouble.(Duh, jerks are jerks, they are just wannabes who can't do anything but cry out that they want to punish us when he offend them. Control freak, go back home! )
CONSTANT BRAGGING :
constant bragging refers to how a person gloats about what he/she has. I dont know why I keep using that horrible jerk teacher as an example, but maybe it's because he is such a good example of a boastful proud and arrogant person. You know how he gloats and brags? Let's quote : ''Oh, you know my girlfriend did this, and then..... '' blah blah blah. No one cares about your girlfriend or whether you are getting married or not. None of our business.
Here is how to rebutt to those who keep showing off about their stupid ''achievements'' which seem so meaningful to them but stupid to us. Come on, these assholes behave like 4 year old kids who brag about catching a housefly in the house.
-'' Oh, I got a girlfriend, and I went with her to this country...'' Seriously? You got a girlfriend? Is that true? Or is it your boyfriend? I thought you were a homosexual, sorry.
-''Oh I bought this shirt from a tailor for 100bucks'' 100 bucks? That's cheap, especially when you are talking about thai baht currency :)
-''I Studied in this country which is an 11 hour flight away'' You studied? You sure? Or was it your false memory from all that chanting about your ''achievements''.
Use all this rebuttals to answer those showoff jerks. :D
BUT PLEASE DO NOT USE THESE DIRECTLY TO PEOPLE OF HIGHER AUTHORITY OR ELSE YOU ARE DIGGING YOUR OWN GRAVE!
Monday, February 22, 2010
Introduction(1st comers please read)
Welcome to the Anti Snobbish, Anti Ah Lian, and Anti Ah Beng team blog.
We basically hate Ah Lians, Ah Bengs, and those who like to pretend or flaunt around that they are rich and start boasting to everyone, showing off about this and that, as though we care.. The boastful go around boasting how much they have spent, thus causing the people around them to become like them, to go spending and spending and spending, this is why many people are on heavy debt with credit cards, with most causes of the problem from peer pressure and greed.
THE BOASTFUL AND EGOISTIC PERSON
Psychological characteristics for the boastful type of males :
-Constant bragging that they have a girlfriend( Like we care, there are people who are even MARRIED! Wanna brag, brag to a spinster or a widow. Asshole)
-Wearing sunglasses and posting the photo on Facebook with that snug look( You think you are Neo from the Hollywood movie ''The Matrix''? Or James Bond? Look at how ugly you are first =D)
-Constant bragging about places they have been to( Bleah, You think we never been to faraway places before?)
-Self Inflated ego, thinking they are very handsome and that lots of girls want them even when they look only average and plain, in fact they look ugly and stupid to me with their big butts sometimes.
-Bragging about the type of house they live in( Ahem, I wonder if those are true sometimes)
-Bragging that they have been educated in some faraway country( I am educated in Singapore, and will remain to be. Why be stupid to go overseas? Unless your results are too bad to fit into the criteria of Singaporean schools? D:)
-Bitching about others behind their backs(Some males are good at this, and then they talk like gays)
-Outright dissing someone when they walk past, labelling them as BAD or incompetent(Seriously, these gays don't even know how to talk properly, and some can't even walk properly, why diss someone else? IRONY)
-Walking around with that snug look and trying to look stern(Don't act, we are not scared of idiots like you!)
-Thinking they are always right, and when something goes wrong, will find an excuse and then tell the whole world it is not their mistake and then pushes the blame to others. In front of you they will be a hypocrite and say no one is at fault when something happens, but behind you, in order to keep their ego, they will say it is YOUR fault even when the main problem lies with them.
-They cannot lose their face. They insult someone outrightly and when people insult them back, they cannot take it and they will threaten this and that, and say to do it but in the end when you even see them and they see you, they can't even be bothered to do anything to you. What suckers.
Hence, i can deduce that most people who has the above characteristics actually have a delusion of Grandiose, thinking that they are the greatest and no one can be greater than them. In actual fact, they are not great at all, they are just losers who cannot admit to their own mistakes, and then push the blame on others. Such people must be avoided. But surprisingly, these people may come in wolf-in-sheep's covering, and apparently there are people like them who are popular in school. Luckily, some have seen through such people but sadly some have not.
For boastful females, we most likely won't talk about them since they are meant to be boastful amongst themselves.
But there are also detestable females.......
Ahlians.
We basically hate Ah Lians, Ah Bengs, and those who like to pretend or flaunt around that they are rich and start boasting to everyone, showing off about this and that, as though we care.. The boastful go around boasting how much they have spent, thus causing the people around them to become like them, to go spending and spending and spending, this is why many people are on heavy debt with credit cards, with most causes of the problem from peer pressure and greed.
THE BOASTFUL AND EGOISTIC PERSON
Psychological characteristics for the boastful type of males :
-Constant bragging that they have a girlfriend( Like we care, there are people who are even MARRIED! Wanna brag, brag to a spinster or a widow. Asshole)
-Wearing sunglasses and posting the photo on Facebook with that snug look( You think you are Neo from the Hollywood movie ''The Matrix''? Or James Bond? Look at how ugly you are first =D)
-Constant bragging about places they have been to( Bleah, You think we never been to faraway places before?)
-Self Inflated ego, thinking they are very handsome and that lots of girls want them even when they look only average and plain, in fact they look ugly and stupid to me with their big butts sometimes.
-Bragging about the type of house they live in( Ahem, I wonder if those are true sometimes)
-Bragging that they have been educated in some faraway country( I am educated in Singapore, and will remain to be. Why be stupid to go overseas? Unless your results are too bad to fit into the criteria of Singaporean schools? D:)
-Bitching about others behind their backs(Some males are good at this, and then they talk like gays)
-Outright dissing someone when they walk past, labelling them as BAD or incompetent(Seriously, these gays don't even know how to talk properly, and some can't even walk properly, why diss someone else? IRONY)
-Walking around with that snug look and trying to look stern(Don't act, we are not scared of idiots like you!)
-Thinking they are always right, and when something goes wrong, will find an excuse and then tell the whole world it is not their mistake and then pushes the blame to others. In front of you they will be a hypocrite and say no one is at fault when something happens, but behind you, in order to keep their ego, they will say it is YOUR fault even when the main problem lies with them.
-They cannot lose their face. They insult someone outrightly and when people insult them back, they cannot take it and they will threaten this and that, and say to do it but in the end when you even see them and they see you, they can't even be bothered to do anything to you. What suckers.
Hence, i can deduce that most people who has the above characteristics actually have a delusion of Grandiose, thinking that they are the greatest and no one can be greater than them. In actual fact, they are not great at all, they are just losers who cannot admit to their own mistakes, and then push the blame on others. Such people must be avoided. But surprisingly, these people may come in wolf-in-sheep's covering, and apparently there are people like them who are popular in school. Luckily, some have seen through such people but sadly some have not.
For boastful females, we most likely won't talk about them since they are meant to be boastful amongst themselves.
But there are also detestable females.......
Ahlians.
Most of the anti ahlian blogs i've came across so far focused on the physical characteristics of ahlians. So perhaps i would try out something new by looking at the direction of pyschological. So, if you want to know whether you're a lian or not you have to fit more than 10 of the criterias mentioned below. If you do, congrats darling, you're a lian. :D
1) You twit. When i say you twit i don't mean you ttppyyiiiingzxzxzxx likkeeddiishhh leiixxx. I meant you leaving spaces in between fullstops/questions marks.
2) You hate twits but you leave spaces in between full-stops/question marks.
3) You call your good friends "sisters".
4) You bashed up at least one person before.
5) You don't study when an exam comes.
6) Your attendance in school sucks.
7) You club.
8) You're a smoker.
9) You dislike people who study
10) You dislike people staring at you and hurl vulgarities at them when all they did was to look at your direction.
11) You hate people judging you but you judge others
12) You hate copycats.
13) You love freedom, and go home at around 10pm every night and the reason is due to hanging out at the void deck of a HDB flat(smoking) or clubbing
14) You detest studying.
15) You have a hangover more than once every week.
16)You dye your hair in some ohbiang colour
So..... Are you one of them? :D
AH BENGS
Psychological characteristics of Teenage Ah Bengs:
-Go around calling people CCB, and uses the word KNN excessively
-Bragging about some achievement, but that achievement is about how they beat someone up till their nose bled and their bones broken.
-Bragging about their penis
-Bragging about their tattoo and smoking habits
-Sit on a chair with one leg up
-Attempts to kill someone who stares at them
-Go around insulting people personally on Facebook, and then when you insult them, they threaten to whack you.
-They can insult you but you can't insult them
-They think they are big shots, but actually they are more of uneducated losers
-They find a place in school, most likely a remote area, and then use it for their gang and then call it ''Our headquarters''
-Dyes their hair in some weird colour(similar to Lians)
Hence, I can deduce that :
-They watch porn everyday
-Beat their parents up everyday
-Practice insult lines and vulgarities as though practicing for a spelling bee the next day
-They support and long for underage sex
Ah Bengs who just threaten to kill and confront people when insulted even when it is plainly their fault at first are plainly losers who are not fit to live in civillization. They are mostly secondary school students(if they are not expelled for their shit behavior) who can't even communicate like normal humans. Their main excuse for why they behave in this manner is not because of their family background. However, I have seen people with very dire and horrible family backgrounds and they do not even behave like these uncivillized idiots who refuse to learn. Hence, their excuses are all invalid. It is all about whether they want to be like normal people or not and not because of influence or peer pressure.
16)You dye your hair in some ohbiang colour
So..... Are you one of them? :D
AH BENGS
Psychological characteristics of Teenage Ah Bengs:
-Go around calling people CCB, and uses the word KNN excessively
-Bragging about some achievement, but that achievement is about how they beat someone up till their nose bled and their bones broken.
-Bragging about their penis
-Bragging about their tattoo and smoking habits
-Sit on a chair with one leg up
-Attempts to kill someone who stares at them
-Go around insulting people personally on Facebook, and then when you insult them, they threaten to whack you.
-They can insult you but you can't insult them
-They think they are big shots, but actually they are more of uneducated losers
-They find a place in school, most likely a remote area, and then use it for their gang and then call it ''Our headquarters''
-Dyes their hair in some weird colour(similar to Lians)
Hence, I can deduce that :
-They watch porn everyday
-Beat their parents up everyday
-Practice insult lines and vulgarities as though practicing for a spelling bee the next day
-They support and long for underage sex
Ah Bengs who just threaten to kill and confront people when insulted even when it is plainly their fault at first are plainly losers who are not fit to live in civillization. They are mostly secondary school students(if they are not expelled for their shit behavior) who can't even communicate like normal humans. Their main excuse for why they behave in this manner is not because of their family background. However, I have seen people with very dire and horrible family backgrounds and they do not even behave like these uncivillized idiots who refuse to learn. Hence, their excuses are all invalid. It is all about whether they want to be like normal people or not and not because of influence or peer pressure.
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